Dear representatives
of faculty of business, Haas Business School,
How are you doing?
First of all, the
reason why I have decided to write you is following: my staying during Summer
School in 2012, with starting July 2.
Secondly, are you
proud that I have been studying at your faculty? Or do I am proud on that? Is
important to note, that in terms of dormitory, I had shared room on 1st floor.
What does it mean? That somebody checked my handbag, wallet, pc all the time.
Don´t you know? Moreover, I have took following courses: Fraud and Forensics
Accounting with Prof. Berde and Advanced Accounting with Prof. Rasmussen.
Thirdly, during my
staying in dormitory, I have experienced following activities: downloading a
lot of files from my computer due to fact that I am so disciplined and I have
been working approximatelly til 3- 3.30 am according to the duties and
homeworks. So, the question is: how many boyfriends wanted to propose me, and
how many of them played as my "fiances"? You know very well, that I
have got nice memories on faculty, on courses, on lectures, on classmates, on
roommates, in caffeteria, in library, in campus, etc.
Fourthly, If you knew
about MY qualities, why you didn´t contact me directly? And you did just
testing all the time, checking my personal items and room in dormitory, and
waiting for my results? Nationality plays a huge role, right? And my
slovakian´s passport didn´t make sense for you, right?! I am not spyer, and
your secret agents as homelesses was a such clear sign of you ability?!
Fifthly, you should
consider that your absolvents make how much per week? A few hundreds or a few
thousends? You know what, shame on YOU, as a academics or with business
background you failed, absoluetly. You could offer me stipends for PhD, but you
did nothing at all!!! Only, following and testing, you know what I mean? And
don´t pretend that I have been studying at your faculty, uni, as one of the
best, right?!
However, If you
didn´t hear about MY fucking good journey, that is right time to show YOU my
results. That is YOUR lose of fucking the best student ever, as nominee for
NOBEL price, at least!!! So, kindly find my grades and exams, and don´t forget
to publish them without my permission.
In sum, I have
accomplished what you never gonna and MY ideas, vision is NOT yours. So, do you
think that I have/had assumptions for marriage with any turkish littlle boy?!
Is easy to corrupt staff in dormitory, but there is one rule: don´t touch and
don´t rob what is NOT yours. So, after your appointments and recruitment of new
prospective students from abroad is only for free donation of organs? Either to
make me homeless in San Francisco area and than to sell me as piece of meat,
right?! Well, shame on you, your instincts are/ have been so wrong and you will
never take back time.
Have a sunny day, I
am all right and still alive, so don´t send your fucking weak agents for
bullshit observation, is that clear for you?!
Btw. I have learned
so much and I have delivered incredible performance, don´t you know?
Your student,
ANTONIA
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