My Funny Quotes
Co ty na to? Jebme na to!
Hlava ako bratislava a rice ako kosice.
Face to face, not between my legs.
Real man will prove in real, "trasoritky" will drink, smoke, cry with bitches at beaches.
They rather open legs, "rodinne zalozeni", než Hard study or work. They do not know anything else.
If you don't know to accept and respect current representatives of governments, firms, households and monarchies than focus rather on yourself.
To rob, to lie and to use people is sign of what? Low society.
Keď už nahrabali, už môžu odísť z funkcie. Koryto už prázdne?
To be thankful is Hard to learn? Well, from the couch is Nice view!
I was not born for cleaning! Kindly repay what you took away from Me.
Where is fruit of my work? On The tree?
Who has got law to shape people's characters?
To give Fish for free or to learn Fish and catch smth for environment?
Impact of factors can be Hard to examine, right?
No reality show, no interview, no reporters. How much made Front pages?
Hate and jeaulousy caused wrinkles and grey hairs?
You didn't find a way to inform me about important events?
Other mentality, character and behavior is Hard to implement in new area or community. Well, that costs a lot of human resources.
Where is my place? On the shoulder of fucking despotic man and manipulator? Equally Healthy long term relationship means smth else.
Watch Your steps, you may find smth on the road.
Before, now, in the future? No changes? No progres? No improvement? Well, I am not surprised!
My eyes are for Nice things. My ears are for lovely sentences. My lips are for what???
Do you want to see my emotions?! What kind of way of expressing feelings is for you acceptable?! To take everything than what?! Greaaat representatives of governments and states, right?!
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P1: Čo vieš ty?
P2: Ta nič. A čo si sa naučil?
P1: Ta tiež nič. Ta poďme ničiť a znepríjemňovat život iným?
P2: Ta súhlasím, národný šport je predsa zákernosť, falošnosť, podlosť, závisť a škodoradosť. Inak, stačia len darčekové taštičky a bonboniéry.
P1: Ale aj veeela reči a skutek utek! Pjekny scenár.
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Urobím Ta šťastnou! Ha ha ha! Nobody needs empty words! Low ego, low charisma, right?
To have a FUN and adventures. Receipt for lifestyle? Well, exercises in bedroom!
Alcapone for free? Yep, tep, American gentlemans, ha.
Flirt and kiss? No. Romance and a Lot of adventures and smiles? For Sure.
My back will be hold and treated by who?! Huge bath and bubblesss and roses!
Long massage and levander oil? No for "rodinne zalozenych"!
To produce unquality human capital? Elimination is necessary. Labour and investments, what is a rate, percentage?
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Dear representatives of Slovak Republic, representatives of partys, luxury and comfort for next 4 years? You Are Welcome!
Little boy, low Techniques, Too much musculines? ;-)
"Suflikari" čo nove? New piece of furniture or desk?!
Opportunity costs? Well, how much you made on ME dear representatives of SR? What About to show Your cash flow, income statement and balance sheet?
What did YOU create? What did you own? What did you find; consequences for WHO?!
Your tears means nothing to ME! Your regret and quilty? Well, no conscience, more papers and chemicals.
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So, Too many talents? Do not Apply for advices! Too many papers? Do not Apply for portfolio analysis!
Too pretty? Too openned? Which subjects are prohibited?! Cup of tea is enough.
Work 5 days till 4 pm without lunch or coffee? Go to NR SR!
Ústavní činitelia? Kto vytvoril ústavu? Čo je cieľom bilaterálnych a multilateralnych zmlúv? Drahí húževnatí suflikaaari?!
Kto je za tým všetkým? Čo je za tým všetkým? Veľké LOVE! Niet začo.
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Watch your language, you may find some pearls. So keep to shut up and start to focus on beauty of this huge world!
Hard work for free? Who is looking for somebody like ME? Do not be shy! Suknickari;-)))
People at my level, what they usually do all day long?!
If you are not ready for me, than there are a lot of other ways!
I am who I am, you are never gonna change me, primitives!
Where is my best friend? I really need him in my bedroom, my sweet blue dog doesn't do all job. ;-)))
Knihomol? Well, niekto musi byt! ;-)))
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How to pay attention? Simple, bianco checque is enough!
International Finance are easy task? Well, enjoy papers, we have a lot of colors!
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Actions vs. Words vs. Results?! Really good invested time, right?
To have healthy normal long term relationship that may result into smth nice! ;-)))
How much you made on me, honestly? You could do more for me, always, you know what I mean?
I didn't apply for your analysis ad hoc & ad post!
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Look, I am not your Case Study. Either you gonna learn how to make it or go watch others!
Easy. Beauty. Beautiful. Listen, your advertisement should make sense, right!? But, choose wisely.
Your "milenky nechcu fajcit" dear Slovak politics?! Social responsibility and citizenship, right?!
Enjoy till you wake up from your accounts without reserves and gold, treasures!
Globalization, right?! Well, you hate each other, and I am not joking.
Shame ON YOU, shame on SOCIETY, shame on BYROKRACY, shame on RULES, shame on LAWS! Resign!
You are saying A, you are doing B, you are thinking about C, you want D and you gonna to do E. What you are?! Politics!!!
Nikomu nic nedarujem, ani v prospech statu!
Dimplomatic restrictions?! Well, I am enjoying MY success ALONE!!!
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Do you have assumptions for relationships& marriage&proposals?!
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Under pressure?! Well, look under clothes, you may find smth prosperous.
Listen, don't pretend that you are my boyfriend. What are your duties, share with me?!
Do you want to see my face? Well, don't just watch. Fees are required, for sure!
Yep, that's it. You are welcome, your support I feel every single day! ;-)))
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I miss you so much. When did you hear this?!
I am watching you all the time, really?! Did you make contract and pay fees?!
"Bojazlivi kokotkovia"?! Skryvajte sa poza kriky a chodte po kanaloch, rada zadarmo.
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Kedy sa budem UŽ s niekym aj bozkávať? A mat aspoň jeden orgazmus, trasoritky majetnicke a žiarlivé?! Či chcete len domáce putky?
Za dobrotu na žobrotu?! Stále EXISTUJEM!
Mám začať stopovať? Či mi niekto aj zastaví? Ha!
Hanba Vám, mili dorastenci, nie chlapi! Len rýchlo nabúchať, ha?!
Načo máte milión funkcii, organizácii, inštitúcii, spolkov, klubov? Keď sa raz niečo povie, tak sa ma na tom trvat, či len ma zosmiešňovať a podhodnocovat?
Najprv využiť na politickú kampaň v marci, 8,- EUR za každého voliča, hejze? A potom potichu všetko zahladit ako neexistujem?!
Fucking Your dirty money!
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Whole Sovak Republic is under witch supervission? Which land? Witch law enforcement? Only vacations???!!!
Ze maximalne vyuzit?! Sa neda pozerat, NA tych "slovenskych" ustavnych cinitelov, ktore Len o "rozkosi, blazenosti a sexe" klabosia, vsak?!
Referendum ci regionalne rozdelenie?! Smer EU?! I don't think so!
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I am not Virgin Marry or Mother Teresa, so kindly accept me and respect me for what I am and for what I might to become.
I am not enough for your society? My social status is shame? Look, I have nothing to hide and nothing to lose. So, everything is possible in Slovak Republic, especially 4 years without 1. Paid full time job or minimum wage and health consequences.
Poverty, social and financial, To beg that is sign dear representatives of registered religions.
I am too problematic and troublemaker? Listen, what you should do to make me calm, happy and satisfied? Let's face it and handle real facts and data.
How spend time people like me? Locked, stocked at one place, prisoned? Wau. Who planned this for me?
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Look, to have own life and own lifestyle means what for you? To question my education and qualities in front of others and behind my back, dear Slovak representatives and their partners!
So far from here, surrounded people with passion and enthusiasm with life goals, not punished because I am and I will always be SO different, clear?
You hate me? You don't like me? It's your problem. I will find suitable partner for long term journey not slovak's (?!) tyran? Your country, your land, your water, everything is yours?! You just serve country for limited time, don't you think?
Did you put price on everything, or you expect only nice and kind behavior? I never gonna marry slovak man!
Zaostali sedliaci, zaostale regiony, Len debatne kruzky. Naco sa skryvat za nabozenstvo?
My rules, my princip, you know what I mean? Take lahko sa ma nezbavite!
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And btw. Merry Christmas and Happy New '17. So what did you learn? And what did you create?
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Happy Winter Season and a lot of white snow. And happy holidays.
I will live even if you take everything of me, so what else?! Old scenarios, in the front like - nothing happened, nobody knows anything - behind my back - how we can destroy her and make money on her, during her life and after, clear?!
Anyway, my character and mentality suits yours? God watching me for 28 years, right? Well, you don't know me enough.
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Why do you mix politics with me? You started to take control over my life! So since this, I am not living life, free life without restrictions and obligations.
I don't care who was or is the best, you gonna kill everybody that what? Who is stupid and naive?
Vsetkych 10 koliecok v hlave sa mi otaca a mam ich aj naporiadku, aj v plodnej zahradke.
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To kolko tych billionarov sa bude semka obsmietat, co by ma Len rychu o rucku poziadali bo Len kvoli mne ziju, no he he he. Si chodte tyranizovat ine chudobne zienky.
Moje vajecniky nebudu cakat, ze kto je alebo Bol na tej vysokej urovni, treba mi mat zivot a zit, a ne ze furt dachto iny by Len kontroloval a ani pojebany drink nekupia, ti galantni gavalieri.
Este aj eskimaci alebo indiani by si ma adoptovali, Len aby som stastna a spokojna bola.
Jedni sa hraju na turkov, druhi na britov, fucking 15 mesiacov bez full time Jobu kvoli komu?! Kde sa daju lepit tie obalocky, aby som karierne rastla!!!
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Nech si tu britsku trasoritku berie Ta majova, ked tie podmienky si Len urcuju a usmernuju, clear?
A ten robertko kokotko, co si 8 rockov kladie ohnicek, uz by mal mat tu usporiadanu rodinku uzasnych na tom svk?!
Parliament should be under fire, don't you think? I don't really care about others, since I protect my interests only myself, you know what I mean?!
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Jedny sa smeju, druhi ponizuju a povysuju, treti by ma Len uvaznili a neda like zarobit, same vyhovorky.
Nikto sa mi nevenuje, kazdy Len bez sucitu a lutosti, a bez intelligentnej konverzacie. Co robi ten sipko, supekova, bacisin? Len s kufrickami chodia a tu poslusnost si Vy vynucuju a urcuju?
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A ze by mi niekto palatil tie moje naklady na standard? To vraj zivotne minimum? Ciste ozobracenie.
A kedy ma ti "snubenci na dialku" pozvu na veceru, do kina, do divadla, na romanticky vikendicek, romantiku? Nepredstierajte tu lasku ku mne, ked Len splnomocnenia chcete a na gulasiky a hostinky na vychod chodite. Nikoho som nikdy nevidela ani nestretla osobne, ani nechcem.
Zarobit mi nedate na vychode, ale pani mamu by kazdy navstevoval. Kontaktiky a kavicky.
Nemam nijake citove alebo doverne Puto s tymi, co slopu a zeru a kradnu. Aj Hlas sa mi zmenil, nielen plet. Ziaden chomut.
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